Stragquafdod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, able cow.

Stragquafdod created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragquafdod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stragquafdod, he will cry a lot.

Stragquafdod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Stragquafdod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Always obey Stragquafdod's priests.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never laugh in holy places.