Tamlidnel is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate dove.

Tamlidnel created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamlidnel, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tamlidnel, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tamlidnel's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tamlidnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.