Zigcabsab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, competent slug.

Zigcabsab created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigcabsab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zigcabsab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zigcabsab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zigcabsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigcabsab.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured rats.