Kemtonkcub is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty fairy.

Kemtonkcub created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemtonkcub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kemtonkcub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Kemtonkcub's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kemtonkcub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Put Kemtonkcub first in all things.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.