Stragnutdib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong bat.

Stragnutdib created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragnutdib, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragnutdib, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Stragnutdib's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stragnutdib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine bats approach from the west.

2. Always obey Stragnutdib's priests.

3. Put Stragnutdib first in all things.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.