Flabingcussjadzakgepbassgen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring lizard.

Flabingcussjadzakgepbassgen created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Flabingcussjadzakgepbassgen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabingcussjadzakgepbassgen, it will be very sad.

Flabingcussjadzakgepbassgen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flabingcussjadzakgepbassgen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabingcussjadzakgepbassgen.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always wear pink.