Henrigzak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody crocodile.

Henrigzak created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Henrigzak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Henrigzak, she will think nothing of it.

Henrigzak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Henrigzak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Hide if five goats approach from the east.