Xinfarfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous mongoose.

Xinfarfeb created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinfarfeb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xinfarfeb, he will send minions to preach to you.

Xinfarfeb's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Xinfarfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinfarfeb.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never laugh in the presence of geese.