Himhenfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, idiotic goblin.

Himhenfarn created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Himhenfarn, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Himhenfarn, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Himhenfarn's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Himhenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not hurt horses.