Budcissjoprap Rathomgess is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced dryad.

Budcissjoprap Rathomgess created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Budcissjoprap Rathomgess, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budcissjoprap Rathomgess, he will turn you into a mouse.

Budcissjoprap Rathomgess' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Budcissjoprap Rathomgess' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never skip near rats.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.