Dodarmtam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy ferret.

Dodarmtam created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Dodarmtam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dodarmtam, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dodarmtam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dodarmtam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dodarmtam first in all things.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help great tits in need.