Cadsasmit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, effective hummingbird.

Cadsasmit created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadsasmit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cadsasmit, he will curse you with boils.

Cadsasmit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cadsasmit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Cadsasmit loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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