Flybogkem Cencarpop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic cobra.

Flybogkem Cencarpop created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flybogkem Cencarpop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flybogkem Cencarpop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flybogkem Cencarpop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flybogkem Cencarpop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flybogkem Cencarpop.

2. Flybogkem Cencarpop loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Flybogkem Cencarpop's priests.

4. Flybogkem Cencarpop loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.