Quilltunbemwig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying ferret.

Quilltunbemwig created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quilltunbemwig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quilltunbemwig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quilltunbemwig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quilltunbemwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt turtles.