Fasmansat Quimcemgar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring warg.

Fasmansat Quimcemgar created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasmansat Quimcemgar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fasmansat Quimcemgar, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fasmansat Quimcemgar's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fasmansat Quimcemgar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.