Fagcincad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying parrot.

Fagcincad created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagcincad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fagcincad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fagcincad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fagcincad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must never eat limes.