Yogparknarl is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive centaur.

Yogparknarl created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogparknarl, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogparknarl, he will be very sad.

Yogparknarl's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yogparknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogparknarl.