Butfobgemnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy wombat.

Butfobgemnutt created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butfobgemnutt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Butfobgemnutt, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Butfobgemnutt's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Butfobgemnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
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