Boghigsab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable squirrel.

Boghigsab created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boghigsab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boghigsab, it will destroy your home planet.

Boghigsab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Boghigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always obey Boghigsab's priests.