Homsidcam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited crow.

Homsidcam created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homsidcam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Homsidcam, he will jump up and down on your head.

Homsidcam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Homsidcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Respect your elders.