Miljin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless narwhal.

Miljin created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Miljin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miljin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Miljin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Miljin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Miljin must be the most important thing in your life.