Gupnadsan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome capybara.

Gupnadsan created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupnadsan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gupnadsan, he will torture you forever.

Gupnadsan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gupnadsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never wear violet kilts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.