Ominranbasstragyarcutcetwot Standobtail is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful badger.

Ominranbasstragyarcutcetwot Standobtail created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominranbasstragyarcutcetwot Standobtail, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ominranbasstragyarcutcetwot Standobtail, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ominranbasstragyarcutcetwot Standobtail's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ominranbasstragyarcutcetwot Standobtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ominranbasstragyarcutcetwot Standobtail.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.