Hunfon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish guinea pig.

Hunfon created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hunfon, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hunfon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hunfon's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Never run in the presence of ducks.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.