Mitfombeg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, idiotic snake.

Mitfombeg created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitfombeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitfombeg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mitfombeg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mitfombeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitfombeg.