Rignellcit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical rat.

Rignellcit created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rignellcit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rignellcit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rignellcit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rignellcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.