Zenwadnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing centaur.

Zenwadnurl created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenwadnurl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zenwadnurl, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zenwadnurl's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zenwadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. You must love Zenwadnurl.