Dimbatcud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient dragonfly.

Dimbatcud created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimbatcud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dimbatcud, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dimbatcud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dimbatcud's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimbatcud.

5. Run away from fawn mice, for they are unholy.