Fumyoklib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless lion.

Fumyoklib created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumyoklib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fumyoklib, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fumyoklib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fumyoklib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look after injured voles.