Ladquilljan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, proud hummingbird.

Ladquilljan created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladquilljan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ladquilljan, she will be very sad.

Ladquilljan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ladquilljan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never paint your arms orange.

4. Never wear blue corsets.

5. Never wear hats.