Begtofweg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, egotistical hydra.

Begtofweg created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Begtofweg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Begtofweg, it will be very sad.

Begtofweg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Begtofweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Begtofweg.