Cipnabstanfat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying crane.

Cipnabstanfat created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipnabstanfat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cipnabstanfat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cipnabstanfat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cipnabstanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Fast once a month.