Bustonkhot Budlakbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omniscient fly.

Bustonkhot Budlakbun created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bustonkhot Budlakbun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bustonkhot Budlakbun, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bustonkhot Budlakbun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bustonkhot Budlakbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Erect four silver sculptures of Bustonkhot Budlakbun on top of important buildings.