Gambopweg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust hyena.

Gambopweg created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambopweg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gambopweg, he will not care at all.

Gambopweg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gambopweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Retreat if seven bats approach from the east.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.