Cinlapnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane wombat.

Cinlapnarl created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinlapnarl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinlapnarl, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cinlapnarl's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cinlapnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never think about moons.
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