Dagarprutt is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident wren.

Dagarprutt created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagarprutt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagarprutt, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dagarprutt's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dagarprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dagarprutt.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.