Met is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing duck.

Met created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Met, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Met, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Met's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Met's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Met.

2. You must pray to Met five times a day.

3. Met loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Met must be the most important thing in your life.