Dotcamnak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful fish.

Dotcamnak created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotcamnak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotcamnak, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dotcamnak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dotcamnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Retreat if five eagles approach from the west.

5. Never sing in holy places.