Cenbapsak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cenbapsak created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbapsak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenbapsak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cenbapsak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cenbapsak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cenbapsak.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.