Shavegfun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical otter.

Shavegfun created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavegfun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavegfun, she will throw large rocks at you.

Shavegfun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Shavegfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to porpoises while wearing orange shorts.

2. Always obey Shavegfun's priests.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Always wear white.

5. Fast once a month.