Stigcunsab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous salamander.

Stigcunsab created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Stigcunsab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stigcunsab, he will destroy your home planet.

Stigcunsab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Stigcunsab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always take life seriously.