Mumbomcub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty capybara.

Mumbomcub created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbomcub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mumbomcub, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mumbomcub's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mumbomcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.