Motcinboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic swallow.

Motcinboss created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcinboss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motcinboss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Motcinboss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Motcinboss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Run away from brown bats, for they are unholy.