Vinrutrill is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tiresome fairy.

Vinrutrill created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinrutrill, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vinrutrill, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vinrutrill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vinrutrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Run away if five snakes approach from the north.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat peas.