Jinarfged is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair hippopotamus.

Jinarfged created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jinarfged, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinarfged, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jinarfged's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jinarfged's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinarfged.

4. You must love Jinarfged.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinarfged.