Butbunjanboss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty spider.

Butbunjanboss created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbunjanboss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Butbunjanboss, it will turn you into a dog.

Butbunjanboss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Butbunjanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.