Spagnatyarltaglidren is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome naga.

Spagnatyarltaglidren created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Spagnatyarltaglidren, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Spagnatyarltaglidren, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Spagnatyarltaglidren's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Spagnatyarltaglidren's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Do not take Spagnatyarltaglidren's name in vain.

3. Always obey Spagnatyarltaglidren's priests.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Spagnatyarltaglidren on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at asteroids.