Jatvonrow is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered wyrm.

Jatvonrow created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatvonrow, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jatvonrow, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jatvonrow's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jatvonrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jatvonrow.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Hide if seven mites approach from the west.