Dutlimcet is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless monkey.

Dutlimcet created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutlimcet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dutlimcet, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dutlimcet's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dutlimcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.