Cumbagyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish warg.

Cumbagyatt created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbagyatt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cumbagyatt, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cumbagyatt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cumbagyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Cumbagyatt on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Run away if four birds approach from the north.